Some Guidelines & Rules For Online Dating:

1. Be honest.
2. Use a very recent pic.
3. Fill out your profile.
4. Tell us what you are looking for - we can't read minds.
5. If you say one thing and mean another you are only going to confuse us.
6. Stories when told are best if they are short and concise as we have a short attention span.
7. If you respond to an email we sent you with more than 1 paragraph please know that we only skimmed it to see if you were interested.
8. If you write to someone and don't have a pic do not expect a reply.
9. If we're not interested it also means we don't want any more emails from you trying to explain why we should be interested.
10. If your profile sounds and looks like crap that is more than likely what you will attract.